THE PRICE WE WILL PAY TO BE APOLITICAL IS LIVING DEATH

WARNING- THIS IS NOT A SATIRE

Happy 80th Independence week to you all... 

Celebrate only if you are independent enough to celebrate one. 

1. The point of politics is to plot , 

people against themselves & politicians know that damn pretty well…

 

2. The price we will pay to be apolitical , 

would be costing our progenies their present , but before that, 

us our agencies & the rational their damn minds.....

 

3. I would die before , 

calling a politician a hero , 

but I would laugh before calling him a villain.

 

4. it’s a satire to have a political career in our state,

because you don`t have a career,

you just have less brain cells to choose one like that…

 

5. you will find the dumbest people in the parliament ,

debating about the most important stuff..

 

6. you will die defending their rights & they will die curtailing them… he said

who? they asked

People , the stupid people …..

 

7. There is nothing scientific about politics, that`s why among all the humanities subject ,

we have to call it political science & if you will call it otherwise, politics

everyone would be offended by it 

But most importantly the people who read it 

And most inherently who want to be politicians …

8) Nothing has harmed India more than identity politics
we all are identical ,

 as humans & that should be our last & foremost identity... 

9) Identity politics is a separatist agenda and should be bashed from every nook and corner.... 

10) The Biggest populist gimmick of 21 st century Is claiming to be apolitical ....

11) what do you wanna be ? the teacher asked

I wanna be a politician , a kid said,

why not a diplomat instead ? the teacher  asked,

because its easy to promise the interest,

 then to ever protect them…

what an uninterested answer – teacher said

and an indifferent too- kid added

 

12) when Robert Byrne said - A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life. 

He forgot to add 

 & deliver absolutely nothing…

13) There are always 4 types of political people I have met - 
politically educated
politically vindictive
politically updated
politically opinionated
& then comes the politically ill informed , I mean "the Entitled ".. 

14) The pre requisites of being apolitical include - the self induced sense of being foolish enough to justify almost all the atrocities done by authority , in the name of necessity , 

and then comparing it with the historical injustices of the past, to legitimize the present.

15)How entitled some of you are ,

 to be apolitical ,

 makes me envy your empty brains & your outlandish takes …

16) we should be deaf ears to the politicians , 

But never to their practices 

17) Are we really independent Enough to celebrate the independence day ? 

18) We all are busy building a Long road from democracy to Idiocracy 

And even this road is not free from potholes

Shows how the politicians never forget to contribute their part. ... 

Leeza